Fun Way To Get The Hard Sell For Life

Just enter your phone number, dancing .gifs command you! It will be resold 99x! This is so 2k6. Makes me nostalgic.

Jesus christ I had no clue Monday would be an up day after the last tweleve Mondays that have got bid up. Needless to say this will be slow week, turkey gods and all. I am bullish due to it being my favorite holiday.

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Turkey day is my fave holidays of all holidays due to it just feeling so American to stuff my face and pass out on the couch. Two activities I excel in. Eating and winning at the game of sleep.